In the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent from God to a city of Galilee named Promise, a town in Texas full of drought, famine, disease, failed small businesses and overweight white people...
Thus he rode into town in the backseat of a 1999 Nissan with purple paint and tinted windows...
and he made it rain upon the fields, the clovers, the swing set and the Kentucky Fried Chicken
So they prayed for him on their replicated REI foam pads in presence of the ranch house and white Ford Bronco
But not everyone believed in the power and presence of the boy angel, especially the incognito super hero
So Gabe sent a message...
For he is God's servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain, but forsaken not the man in his tempestuous recliner for he did laugh at the angel
And thus Gabriel said to our Lord...God...fuck this town
And he smote the town and its people with the fires of hell
